Things I Am Presently Loving About Being Single (an ongoing list)
1.) When I get a movie from RedBox, I can choose my own shitty movie without having to consider anyone else’s opinion.
2.) I can squeal and shake my fists like a two year old when Taylor Lautner takes his shirt off in every scene of every Twilight movie ever (guess what shitty movie I got).
3.) I can appreciate how much Taylor Lautner looks like my ex ex without feeling hugely guilty about how attractive I find him.
4.) I can have a goddamn Jameson on the rocks at 11pm without having anyone judge me about how it is possibly not super appropriate.
5.) Then I can crawl into my queen size bed with its huge pillow top mattress and sleep in the dead center, sprawled out, and not have to move until 9am.
6.) Also, I’m kind of loving narrating the stupidity of this movie out loud to myself.
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