How I know I'm my mother's daughter
- Mom: We're going to see the new Pirates movie because, Johnny Depp.
- Her new bf: She would leave me for him.
- Mom: He's on the list, yeah.
- New bf: There's a list?
- Mom: So is Jon Stewart. I'd marry Jon Stewart.
- New bf (sarcastically): Anyone else?
- Mom: Hugh Jackman...George Clooney...
- New bf: Am I even on the list?
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