No, just me? Liars.

You know that thing, where you think to yourself, “I don’t want to be sober when I meet up with this person…” So you drink a drink. But then it’s still not time, so you have another one. And it’s still half an hour until you meet up, so you say, “ok self. One more. But only because it’s walking distance.” And then it is time, and your new, fun concern is having a coherent conversation?