December 2011
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just thinking about how 90% of my text posts are because of michael.
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irl text with michael
michael: hahaha you ARE pretty! Especially when you shower, Poodle!
me: I TOTALLY SHOWERED.
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No, just me? Liars.
You know that thing, where you think to yourself, “I don’t want to be sober when I meet up with this person…” So you drink a drink. But then it’s still not time, so you have another one. And it’s still half an hour until you meet up, so you say, “ok self. One more. But only because it’s walking distance.” And then it is time, and your new, fun...
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Winter.
Michael: did you bleed through your tights? Did you launch yourself out of a motor vehicle onto the sidewalk?
Me: sometimes I hate how much you know about my life.
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My BfFfFfFfFf
Me: You know, I didn’t have time to put on lipstick before I left my house, do you think it would be alright to do that now?
Michael: …Yeah.
Me: I’ve never heard you care less about anything in your whole life.
Michael: …Yeah.
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Julio Diaz has a daily routine. Every night, the 31-year-old social worker ends...
– NPR “A Victim Treats His Mugger Right”