February 2011
22 posts
“Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that...”
– ~ Evelyn Waugh, Brideshead Revisited (via melancholynotes)
January 2011
17 posts
“There will come a time, you’ll see, with no more tears and love will not...”
– Mumford & Sons
I feel like the post-graduate job search has me on this constant roller coaster of YES YES I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS, to Oh God I am worthless and I learned nothing in college, back to YES SELF IMPROVEMENT HIGH! back down to Why would anyone ever hire me. Ever. I assume this ride ends once I get a job.
Until then, according to all the cliches ever, I should be enjoying this ride?
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Me: I love this scarf because it's like a bib.
Eric (brother): Ok, Liz Lemon.
My life.
I am not entirely convinced the girl sitting across from me right now is NOT my ex’s ex-friend’s ex-girlfriend. Also, ex.
I am in my old Panera, and all the older day ladies recognize me. They don’t remember my name but they are thrilled to see me. This is a comfort, and mildly embarrassing as I would like to purchase a second meal now.
Already I have begun to feel the...
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According to this dude on The View, 50% of women have never had an orgasm. Are we including children in this statistic? I mean, they must be. That is unfathomable. Can you imagine if the statistic were 50% of men had never had an orgasm? I could go on a rant about how we determine the end of heterosexual intercourse being the male orgasm, but mostly this just reaffirms my belief that you...
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What I will miss about living/being around Mario:
(Seeing our building door wide open)
Mario/Sara: Well that's convenient.
Mario/Sara: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Mario: Motherfucker
Sara: Jesus Christ
(silence in fear of more synchronized conversation)
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unicornology:
take me out by boxes
female...
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20 ways to survive in a horror movie.
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
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I feel like I compile this list nightly as I fall asleep to various horror...
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Change
It’s appropriate that it’s the new year. I have a million resolutions, not out of desperation, but out of necessity. I’m making changes again, and it has to be for the better. I know that, but I still feel like I’m constantly in a state of flux. So be it.
I’ve always worked better under pressure, and if that says anything, I should be queen of the world by this time...
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