December 2010
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Me (in a panic): Why are there only 2 bottles of wine?
Mom: Um, well, there are only 2 of us drinking wine, and we actually have 3 bottles.
Me: What happens if we run out????
Mom (in judgement): We shouldn't run out of wine, that's absurd.
**silence** (and me remembering where she stores her Bacardi Limon in case Christmas Eve winds up just a bit too sober for my liking.)
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“And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is...”
– the missing portion of Tina Fey’s acceptance speech, which was snipped by PBS from last night’s broadcast of the Mark Twain Prize ceremony. (via washingtonpoststyle) (via falulatonks)
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And we’ve reached the portion of the evening where I get drunk on Jameson by myself and watch the third season of Buffy. It’s not my fault, and I think I can legitimately blame The Local for all my problems. And I don’t even work there anymore! Impressive!
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